Dear Reader, this is a combination of satire, introspection, humor, and a small smidge of actual fact. Ingredients Rabbi (1-2 to start and at least 3 at the end of recipe) Bookshelf Books (see Bookshelf) Mezzuzah (for as many rooms in your home/apartment) Really good Matzoh Ball Soup Recipe Cook Books Seltzer Religious Garb Synagogue [...]